Have you ever wanted to bash your own brains in? I mean, this isn't just some theoretical hypothetical...this is mexicali's best vs home-team gray matter...
Presidents Day 2010...let it be said that on this day, as I hauled compost across the yard in a serious state of "Central California February 61 Degree Heatstroke" that I had the very stupid idea of having a blog. "So What!" you say; "Your lame blog would make just one more blog in the 'Blog-o-Sphere' of a gazillion failed blogs". Yes, but, oh reader, this wasn't just your typical, run of the mill blog that was envisioned as I hauled buckets of soil across the yard to my Chilean Guavas...no, this was a blog like...um...like, Pioneer Woman's (cue the epic Gladiator music)...but for men...and with far less postings...
I have to be honest here. There's no way I could post five times a day, complete with quizes, awesome recipies, heady takes on life in the North American heartland (complete with 'Marlboro Man' love-ins and cute pictures of kids and cows, to boot). Me, I can't even think of a funny anecdote. Not one.
No, this is a blog for men who wish they were playing Street Fighter at this very moment instead of reading a lame blog...or planting their gardens on time.
This is a blog for men who fail...and hope to succeed.
This is a blog for the Semi-Man!
Uh...you can turn off the epic Gladiator music now.
Monday, February 15, 2010
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